Need a character for your story, play, movie and/or erotic fiction? NO PROBLEM!
Your character is a child criminal who wants to hug a powerful doctor but is blocked in this desire by a fruit model who wants to unmask a competing doctor but is blocked in this desire by a famed stylist who wants to get over a sullen dog but is blocked in this desire by an animal lawyer who wants to steal a sullen family but is blocked in this desire by an oddment.
GenerateInspired by the following comic: http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2216