Need a character for your story, play, movie and/or erotic fiction? NO PROBLEM!
Your character is a meat dancer who wants to give birth to a sullen dog but is blocked in this desire by a robot astronaut who wants to profit from an attractive ghost but is blocked in this desire by a robot dinosaur who wants to hug a famous telepath but is blocked in this desire by a drubbing.
GenerateInspired by the following comic: http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2216